Why

does my mom think I want to know certain things? I mean, does anyone really want their mom telling them they she get high listening to "Benny and the Jets" and had set with Dad on the living room floor a couple of years ago? All this because she told me my sister in law is fighting with my brother because he found out she smokes pot. All I said was that she shouldn't be smoking anything near the baby, and mom decides to tell all. God, please deliver me from my family.